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12-15-2006, 05:35 AM
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|  funny(stupid) quotes! sum funny(stupid) quotes which made me laugh ..hope the laugh magic works on u too  Enjoy!! Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound." - Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." - Alan Minter, Boxer "I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness." - Alicia Silverstone, Actress "You guys line up alphabetically by height." - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach "Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl." - Bill Peterson, football coach "The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears, Pop Singer Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver." - Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman "Most lies about blondes are false." - Cincinnati Times-Star, headline "I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." - David Dinkins, Fmr. New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. "The only reason we're 7-0 is because we've won all seven of our games." - David Garcia, baseball team manager "We're just physically not physical enough." - Denny Crum, Louisville basketball coach "The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." - Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series. "Boxing’s all about getting the job done as quickly as possible, whether it takes 10 or 15 or 20 rounds." - Frank Bruno, Boxer "It is white." - George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobel "We're going to move left and right at the same time." - Jerry Brown, Fmr Governor of California "I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to." - Linda Evangelista, Supermodel( lol  ) "Permitted vehicles not allowed." - Road sign on US 27 "SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt - prepare for accident." - Sign on backseat of Taxi
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12-15-2006, 05:43 AM
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| Haha funny how sptupid quotes i lliked this one "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobel...lol well i have one too " Make me too small holes im my door , one for my dog to enter and another for my cat to enter" Albert Einstein asking a carpenter to cut down small holes in his entrance door for his pets | ||||||||
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12-15-2006, 06:01 AM
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| hillarious... Why?? !!
__________________ //catastrophe if i could have just one wish, i would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of ur breath on my neck, the warmth of ur lips on my cheek, the touch of ur fingers on my skin and the feel of ur heart beating with mine... knowing that i could never find that feeling with anyone other than u. | ||||||||
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12-15-2006, 09:47 AM
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|  Good collection Indeed it's hillarious thankx for makin' it available to read.
__________________ " There is no tangible value in being superior to others, but it has a great value in being superior to your former self " | ||||||||
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12-16-2006, 07:25 AM
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| Funny posting...poor George Bush only knows the color of the white house..rest of da work his adies do hahahaha!
__________________ In Human beings, a change in the inner attitudes of their minds,..can bring change in the outer aspects of their lives. | ||||||||
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01-09-2007, 04:35 AM
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Status: Moderator Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: On earth, ofcourse Posts: 1,558
| more funny quotes!! Treat me like an angel and I'll be your lil' devil." Crazy is a relative term in my family! Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich. Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to." Princess in training! At least I can still smoke in my car Caution, Blind Man Driving. "Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make." All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day! "To learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail."-Michael Jordan "No BLOOD no foul." "Life's an Ocean, Sail It" Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you! I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. Half the people you know are below average. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film! 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up. All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. OK, so what's the speed of dark? If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. lollll I intend to live forever -- so far, so good. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. The only reason I am always listening to music is to drownd out the sound of your voice!~ Drive carefully, 90% of people are accidents. "Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it might be another train coming." "don't drink and drive you might spill your beer" If you can't fix it with duck tape you have'nt used enough Love is like a rose in winter, only the strong survive--hmmmm Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs. I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life. "Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road." I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because everytime i fall in love.....it never seems to last Silence is silver, but music is gold... Lifes Tough, get a helmet! loved by some, hated by many, envied by most, yet wanted by plenty!-- me  "I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay." Constipated People Don't Give A crap. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. The Earth Is Full - Go Home. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult. If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away? Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway. Illiterate? Write For Help Honk If Anything Falls Off. Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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